1....Try to "fist pound" your brand new OB-Gyn out of excitment on the first visit. He may or may not reciprocate and give you a sympathy handshake instead. {honestly, what WAS my thought process, there?!}
2....Attempt push ups if you haven's in several weeks. The down is a lot easier than the up, now, and you might depress yourself.
3....Expect to sleep in. Or through the whole night anymore. Dang bladder.
4....Eat corn on the cob around a lot of people. Your gums will bleed, corn will turn red and it's a weird situation for all involved.
5....Do this while at Home Depot:
6....Let your husband do this while at Home Depot:
7....Think that eating Whataburger fancy ketchup a la carte is a bad idea. Because it's not. It's awesome.
8....Choose a swimming lane at the gym next to an 80 year old man in snorkel gear. You'll laugh at him, but then he will laugh at you when he's swimming exponential laps around you.
9....YouTube videos late one night on birth/live birth/breastfeeding because you think the more information, the better. Take my word for it...it's not. It's a total trainwreck you can't stop watching and really wish you could.
10. Deprive yourself of water, wear boots with heels and stay up til 4:30 am while still battling 1st trimester nausea/existing neck pain and watching your husband play music in College Station. You might end up looking like this the next day. Probably not, but it's possible and I would suggest avoiding it:
11. Eat a lot (as in, potentially the whole pan mostly yourself) of banana pudding. Wait....JUST KIDDING...eat a LOT of of it because dang, it's good, and your baby needs the potassium. And Nilla wafers.
That's all for now. All you preggos out there, stay tuned for more inspirational words of wisdom and you're welcome in advance ;)








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